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Jan 4th

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Need a career, not a job

I feel like I am falling behind because I don’t have a career. I have a job, which is awesome don’t get me wrong, but it seems so far away from what I actually want to be doing. It’s not that I don’t like my job. The freedom is wonderful and there is no stress but it is also something that anyone with half a brain could be doing. In short, I am bored with it. I have...

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Jul 6th

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“I don’t get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a...”

– Ben Folds

Jul 6th

“And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know You realize that...”

– The Flaming Lips

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

“A 60- to 75-pound sturgeon broke the leg of a 25-year-old woman when it jumped from the Suwanee on Sunday afternoon, the fifth time this year a jumping sturgeon has injured a boater…” - So, how did you break your leg again? - A fish.

Jun 1st

May 31st

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“And when the night is cloudy There is still a light that shines on me Shine...”

– Paul freaking McCartney

May 14th

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May 13th

Apr 28th

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Apr 27th

“I would play better golf if I had better balls.”

– The women I work with

Apr 23rd

Obese

do not let that word bother you the definition was made up by some gov bullshit asshole bureaucrat so fuck that word or maybe it was defined by a doctor either way though…fuck that word ~Lin-z

Apr 20th

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Apr 17th

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This commercial makes me laugh. →

Apr 16th

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“Three words that will save the economy: Gay Bridal Registry!”

– Gay Rights Protest Sign (via joyous-spice) (via lgbtlaughs)(via thoseareturkeys)

Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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“Your drag clothes look like a donkey fucked a piñata and threw up.”

– Pandora Box to Jessica on RuPaul’s Drag Race

Apr 14th

“Where are the seats for the standing room tickets?”

– Mary that I work with telling me questions she got from fans at the ballpark

Apr 13th

“Oh please let the hurting cease Don’t let apathy police the populace We...”

– Rise by Flobots

Apr 8th

Golden Birthday

I had my golden birthday last week. So this is supposed to be my “lucky year”. I wonder if I just keep thinking about that, than this year will somehow be better than all the rest. Not that I’m unhappy or I was before my birthday but I think you get out of life what you put into it. And if I make up my mind to be happy, then maybe I’ll just be happy. Simple as that.

Apr 8th

MO: Keep Horse Slaughter Out of Your State! →

Apr 2nd